Dear Mr President,
Thank you for approving the $850 Billion dollar bail out! Whew! What a huge relief that is for us here in Montana. We find it reassuring that our government will step in when we have screwed up financially and need some help.
I have a small corporation that is need of some financial help. We just need a small amount to get us out of debt. Only $1 Billion dollars. Yep, that should do it. We are planning a weekend in Los Vegas, pending the $1 Billion dollar bail out, so we really hope you see things our way. We could REALLY use a vacation after all the stress of almost losing our farm.
Also my husband has a corporation as well. He has employees in his corporation, so he could use a little more bail out money, more like $2 Billion dollars. We feel that this is a drop in the bucket compared to those poor souls in Wall Street. We are confident that you will see things our way. You have been such a boon to those in need lately.
Thank you for your time,
The Ladybug Farm
(This is my corporation that needs bailed out, we are close to losing our farm, so please make the check out to 'Mindy Schroder'. Thank you.)