Dear Mr President,
Thank you for approving the $850 Billion dollar bail out! Whew! What a huge relief that is for us here in Montana. We find it reassuring that our government will step in when we have screwed up financially and need some help.
I have a small corporation that is need of some financial help. We just need a small amount to get us out of debt. Only $1 Billion dollars. Yep, that should do it. We are planning a weekend in Los Vegas, pending the $1 Billion dollar bail out, so we really hope you see things our way. We could REALLY use a vacation after all the stress of almost losing our farm.
Also my husband has a corporation as well. He has employees in his corporation, so he could use a little more bail out money, more like $2 Billion dollars. We feel that this is a drop in the bucket compared to those poor souls in Wall Street. We are confident that you will see things our way. You have been such a boon to those in need lately.
Thank you for your time,
Mindy Schroder
The Ladybug Farm
(This is my corporation that needs bailed out, we are close to losing our farm, so please make the check out to 'Mindy Schroder'. Thank you.)
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i totally think you should celebrate your help with an expensive spa weekend. i could come too, you, know, for bookkeeping purposes. i'll be sure to put in on the books so we don't have to pay for it. that's what the rest of america is for after all. i hear there's a great place in washington for smoked quail too!
Good luck getting that bail out money. When you do, let me know what forms you had to fill out so that I can make sure I get *my* fair share, too!
I agree with Michelle let me know what forms you have to fill out also. I'm visiting from SITS! Hope you have a great day!
Visiting from SITS, let me know how that $1 Billion turns out.;) Let all your SITStas know when you hit Vegas!!:)
Hey I want in on this action too.
I say the gov't should bail everyone out and let's just start over, slate cleaned!
Oh yeah, that would SO work, right?
heh heh
Over from SITS!
I love love love your letter!
Hi am here from SITS - Let me know how that works out for you, might have to take a stab at the bail out too ;)
OH no! I hope you don't lose your farm! That will be tragic. Hey Mr. President, please do listen up. - btw, I'm stopping by from SITS :)
Very nice-haha. The letter I think we should all write to our beloved (BAHAHA) president. I can't believe they were so stupid.
Yeah, what about us little people, we could use some bailing out!
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